Roll Out Old Glory Once Again!

Cheap ploy by the Republicans to get the damn liberals to "vote against the flag." I'm calling BS on this one.

You might not be able to legally set fire to the American Flag, but you sure as fuck can print it on any kind of cheap peice of shit and sell it for $2.00. Im not really sure which is more disrespectful.

For instance, i own an oven mitt with the american flag on it....



it mighta gotten a little scorched...sorry about that.

Sanctuary

Ah yes, this is a bit easier to look at than the last post...i like to keep things balanced around here. These garden boxes have been growing for about a month now, it's nice to have a bit of sanctuary like this in a city like Chicago.







Once these guys start producing, im gonna have more cherry tomatos than i'll know what to do with. Yes indeed, quite the nice little gardening project...does this mean i'm old now?

Softball To The Eye!

Before the game, my buddy Sven says..."we're here to watch Joe T. shine!" and then I said..."more like get a shiner." I'm fucking psychic, i swear.
It coulda been worse, no broken bones, and the eyeball itself is where it should be.

It was a hard hit ground ball, musta bounced off a rock, or just didn't like my purty face, so it jumped up at the last possible second to smack me right in the peeper. I'm lookin at early retirement from the office league...but only with one eye.

Sarcastic Comic About Working Life, #587

*DISCLAIMER* the character mentioned above as "Bob" is completely fictional, any resemblance to real persons is purely coincidental. "Bob" is a very common name, it does not specifically refer to any particular "Bob" or "Bobs" the author may or may not know.